the first gay ppl were probs like hey no homo but then they were probs like actually yah homo
(via d3ssins)
being hotter than me is selfish and rude
(via shibasquad)
* seductively flips leg hair*
(via the-taste-0f-ink)
IF U MAKE FUN OF/JUDGE PEOPLE AT CONCERTS FOR HAVING A GOOD TIME AND DANCING U ARE LITERALLY SCUM OF THE EARTH AND I HOPE U ACCIDENTALLY GET HIT BY SOMEONE WHO IS DANCING
(via l0vewillsurelybringmepain)
(Source: 1337tattoos, via trianglejelly)
i bet its a book
(Source: fantasticallyweirdshit, via pizza)
(x) All Time Low at Atlas Arena, Lodz, Poland
(via l0vewillsurelybringmepain)
(Source: you1anna, via rosaparking)
*high fives myself b/c of my good taste in music*
(via shibasquad)
bologna is a fucked up word
(via fake-mermaid)
I love Kellin’s hair here, he’s such a baby
(Source: lesbianzombiekiller, via the-taste-0f-ink)
“reblog this post of you’re gay or a supporter!”
i scroll past the post without a second thought
suddenly, the lesbian is torn from me
i am no longer gay
“i should have reblogged that post” i whisper, eyes closing, straight tears falling from my straight heterosexual eyes
(via the-yolocaust)
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
(via coolstoryno)
“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time
(via coolstoryno)
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
(via kawaiifootmittens)
